The Fantastix Four

There are four things that can never be recovered: A stone, after it’s thrown, a word, after it’s spoken, an occasion after it’s missed, and TIME, after its gone.

Dance

“Dance like nobody’s watching; love like you’ve never been hurt. Sing like nobody’s listening; live like it’s heaven on earth.”

HaHaHa

A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher of 16 year olds. She notices a boy in the field standing alone at one end of the field, while all the other kids are running around at the other end having fun. She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.
“You ok sweetheart?” she says.
“Yes Miss” he replies.

“‘You can go and play with the other kids if you want” she says.

“It’s best I stay here Miss.” he says.

“Why?” asks the blonde.

The boy replies: “Because I’m the f***ing goal keeper”